Only true North Dakotans would know about this one. Straight outta the murky depths of the Missouri River comes this legendary river beast. Described in Native oral history as a terrifying cyclops of a creature with a single eye, a back like a buffalo, A distorted frontal horn, and a temper like your ex. According to Dakota lore, even seeing Miniwashitu could drive a person mad. So naturally... we put it on a t-shirt. If you go looking for this cryptid be warned, he'll take your SOUL!
Wear it while kayaking, ghost hunting, or camping on dark and spooky nights along the river. And good luck explaining to strangers what a Miniwashitu is.
