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Teddy Roosevelt National Park 1 Star Review Shirt

Teddy Roosevelt National Park 1 Star Review Shirt

$29.75 USD

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Someone visited Theodore Roosevelt National Park and came away thinking, “Teddy deserved better than this.” Not exactly the glowing review the namesake was probably hoping for. One star for failing to live up to the man, the myth, and the mustache. Grab your Theodore Roosevelt National Park 1 Star Review tee and honor Teddy's legacy (sort of).

Amazingly comfy. Printed on super soft poly/cotton blend material.

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