Apparently Zion’s epic cliffs and canyons weren’t enough for one reviewer, who called it “just a bunch of rock mountains.” Harsh? Maybe. Hilarious? Definitely. This crop top turns that tragically bad take into wearable sarcasm, perfect for hikes, hangs, or confusing tourists. From Angel’s Landing to the Court of the Patriarchs, grab one and show the world that you do in fact like rock mountains.
Amazingly comfy. Printed on super soft poly/cotton blend material.
